[Intro: XEUS]
Twerking is not cool, it's fuckin' awesome

[Verse 1: Bmike]
Chilling with my feet abroad, thinking "Wow, them Gs on board"
Hopped up in my speeding car, but then forgot my Visa card
I had no bills to pay the club until I seen this broad
The one that wore the cheetah bra?
Yeah, she made my penis hard
Leads me to the dance floor, the booty's too hot to handle
This n***a's riding on the saddle feeling like, like a n***a's Django's
Unchained on the pussy
But she claims I'm a rookie
Then she wanted to take me home like I'm a slave to the pussy
Then she put me on the bеd trying to get that (Brain)
I'm about to cum, Imma go in(sane)
Get it up to (Famе), do it all a(gain)
God, I just met this chick
I don't even know her name!
Door knob turned and somebody walked in
Fuck, it's her dad, oh my God, I'm dead
Got my pants and my shoes, I'm gone
But her dad run quicker then Usain Bolt
Then he dragged me, I'm scared, I'm just screaming for help
He said "Hahaha, here's a real reason to sulk!"
I said "Please, mister, please!"
But now I'm feeling helpless, dude
What happened next?
His belt unbuckled and he said it
[Chorus]
Alpha Q
Alpha Q
Alpha Q

[Verse 2: Xeus]
Listen up, n***a
This shit is fucked (Yeah, yeah)
I was having the time of my life, hold up just fill my cup (Yeah, yeah)
I'm a little bit traumatized with the shit that just went down (Yeah, yeah)
I'm a little bit mortified of the man I'm seeing now (Woo)
This is my story
I was jacked up, I'm out with my bromies, we party
Girl looked good, and she ain't from town, but she fit as fuck, gotta catch that body
So I'm leading, I'm peeking that ass fast safari
I'm speaking, she's smiling, it's all good
I'm charming
Cool, ok then what happened next?
Now the shit goes down from here (From here)
Well, I hop up in a cab and I take a look back
All the boys gave me the clear (The clear)
Then we pull up to her house and we both step
Got on my on her derriere (Ok)
Put a little bit of work (And a little bit of twerk)
And they got that shit right there (Right)
I'm not Irish, but lucky I noticed something
It was bulging, her apple, but not the type you eat
Now I'm angry, I said "Ahh, you're a motherfucking dude!"
Then it leaned in quite calmly and said to me
[Chorus]
Alpha Q
Alpha Q
Alpha Q

[Bridge: Bmike]
You see that cutie with a booty sayin' "Alpha Q"
You see that baddie with a fatty sayin' "Alpha Q"
That's when you walk right up beside 'em (Uh-huh)
Got both those bitties grinding (Oh yeah)
You gotta turn around and tell 'em both
(Bruh, tell 'em what?)
Just tell 'em


[Chorus]
Alpha Q
Alpha Q
Alpha Q