You beat my dog, you eat my frog
You drink up all my gin
You bay at the moon, you sleep 'til noon
And you never tell me where you been
I buy you clothes, I fix your nose
I steal you ruby rings
You break the rules, you pee in pools
You do outrageous things

Oh, baby
I lie, I cheat, I steal, I cry for you, baby
Oh, baby
I'd lay down my life and die for you, baby

Well, you take my car, you drive so far
Come back with the tank on "E"
Your hair all messed, and you half-dressed
And you just look at me
You're out all night, you come home tight
You fall down on my bed
And there you lay for all the next day
For all I know, you're dead

Oh, baby
I lie, I cheat, I steal, I cry for you, baby
Oh, baby
I'd lay down my life and die for you, baby
Well listen, friend, this has got to end
We got to have ourselves a talk
Things got to change, got to rearrange
Or somebody gonna take a walk
Now I ain't one to put down fun
But this time you've gone too far
You smoke my hash, you steal my cash
Who the hell do you think you are?

You beat my dog, you eat my frog
You drink up all my gin
You bay at the moon, you sleep 'til noon
And you never tell me where you been
Now I don't know why I even try
To change the status quo
'Cause you break the rules, you pee in pools (Ugh)
But still I love you so, pretty baby
Still I love you so, pretty baby
Still I love you so