Those Poor Bastards
A Secret
I've got a secret, I'm a-gonna tell you
Put your ear to my mouth bone
Everybody better leave the room now
Strangers strangers, no more strangers
I've got a secret
I'm a-gonna tell you
I've got a secret
It's a-gonna change you
Everybody likes the sound of my banjo
Have yourself a seat and I'll entertain you
Don't get anxious there's no hurry
You’re safe here darling don't you worry
I've got a secret
I'm a-gonna tell you
I've got a secret
It's a-gonna change you
Once I read the entire Bible
I know things that would impress you
Put on this dress so nice and short gal
Showing off the top of your ankle
I've got a secret
I'm a-gonna tell you
I've got a secret
It's a-gonna change you