The retinue wore togas, toked on opium and drank each's other's wine
They nibbled peanuts, spoke of heinous and premeditated crimes
Between the Politics and the poems, conversation stayed refined at Lisa's party
Having a real good time

A legendary film star smashed a glass when a fan guessed at her age
The ceiling opened and revealed the naked lady in a cage
A fireater scorched his chin and departed in a rage from Lisa's party
Isn't it jolly fun?

An artist bit a chicken's head off and laughed as he passed the rest around
Pieces quivered their coctail sticks but were swallowed without a sound
A trampolinist jumped too high came crashing to the ground at Lisa's party
Isn't it a whizz!

Now Lisa was the perfect hostess... She planned a big surprise. She spread the cyanide in layers across her delicate mince pies
And told her guests "A hint of almond makes the dullest cake seem nice."
And they all died