Pig sucked on a cigarette
And mucked the stable. Draped a cable
'round the farmers neck and pulled
And called the vet who galloped 'round
Pronounced him dead. They laid the table
Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger
Lingered on a leg
And licked his paws
It's neat to be a carnivore!

Passed the plate with farmer's head on
Sheepy shook a fist and said
He looked like John the Baptist
Piggy did the twist said 'Try me - I'm salami'
Threw the garlic salt and waltzed across the floor
They stuck their forks in
They ate him raw
It's neat to be a carnivore!