Like any other day
I heard the bell and grabbed my coat
Snatched a coffee and nearly choked
And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain

I knew I had to make that train
My life depended on that train

A laughing bag sang 'Giant Panda'...
Evil Santa punishes the bad boys
And once I told myself a lie

I never quite figured out the reason why...
But everybody's pointing at me
Laughing at me
Pointing and me and laughing at me...
Pushing...

Pushing...

They're pushing...

Pushing...

Pushing...
Stop pushing!
Don't push me!

Like any other day
I heard the bell and grabbed my coat
I snatched a coffee, nearly choked
And semi-cartwheeled...
Cartwheeled headfirst in the rain

I knew I had to make the train
My life depended on the train

A junkie stopped me for some change
Pulled a knife...

CUT!

Like any other day
I heard the bell and grabbed my coat
Snatched a coffee, nearly choked
And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain

I knew I had to make that train
My life depended on that train

And we met there on the platform...
So you took me to your room
And though you reached out for me; I couldn't touch you
I watched you melt in tears
50,000 tears

The radio exploded...

I found your ear wrapped in a tissue
Tried to lose you...
Lose you...

Like any other day
I heard the bell and grabbed my coat
I snatched a coffee, nearly choked
And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain...

I knew I had to make that train
My life depended on that train...

(Did you get it?)