[Skit]
(Bruce) 'What the fuck is that?'
(Girl) 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean it
Would be so cool if you were in a band 'cos you're driving a big bus with band on the front of it'
(Bruce) 'Why don't you shut up and get on board will ya?'
(Girl) 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave
And, and you got a beer, I'd like a Heineken if you've got
One' that's real cool, that's great, yeah!'
(Bruce) 'Would you like to see Black Bart?'
(Girl) 'Who's Black Bart?'
(Bruce) 'Let me introduce you'

[Verse 1]
Black Bart's seen it
Black Bart knows
Black Bart's done it
The Black Bart blues
Suspended in suspension
Many evil nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere
We all got to try the Black Bart blues

[Verse 2]
Black Bart's truckin' ain't what it seems
Black Bart's lookin'
Don't know where she's been
Maybe she's an acrobat
Spends her evenings dancing on a pole
We all got to try the Black Bart blues ('Well I know she did')
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Black Bart tried most anything
Black Bart liked it but he couldn't sing
So he asked me to tell ya
Try it for yourself and you will see
We all got to try the Black Bart blues

[Skit]
(Bruce) 'What did you do that for?'
(Girl) 'I'm sorry, I just..., I guess I'm not used to.."
(Bruce) 'Shut up and get on with it will you'

[Verse 4]
Black Bart's livin' across the ocean now
Black Bart's lookin' to come back somehow
So if you are a dancer
You could dance around his pole in May
That's a maypole

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
Black Bart's coming
Now Black Bart's gone
Black Bart did it so I wrote this song
Whatever and however
In and out or several at a time (Mmm yes!)
We all got to do the Black Bart blues
Here comes the guitar solo
[Guitar Solo: Dave Murray]

[Outro]
We all got to try the Black Bart blues
Yowsa! Yowsa! Yowsa!

[Skit: Nicko McBrain]
What ho said the t'ing
It's Nicko here, hi, hi
Toodeloo
Ahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Two, three, four *drums*
*Mimics "The Evil That Men Do"*
He thought pretty good [?]
He though pretty good [?]
One, two, one two three four
I fucking ran not taping it on
Yeah alright...
Ohwoaowoa
Hi ho *coughs* one two three
What ho said the t'ing
Oh, oh okay I didn't see you over there mate
Woah oh
One, two, one two three
Fuck my ol' boots
Ah ha
Yeah see, see hahahaha
Are we ready?
One two three
Oh-ho... hello, hello?
*Drums*
How about it?
Heeh! Well...
*Ding* dew dew dew
Dew dew dew dew dew...
The melody is playing innit?
Dew dew dew ahahaha
Shall I come in now or I stay here
I do de rastaforay water an everyt'ing
Right we take him away, then we go up here
I said we take him away, and we go up here
CD, were gonna put this on a CD
I got tiny solo at the end of the song
Right oh mate, I want a ball
Yeah, come n' I come n' I sat in there
I can see you
What ho said the t'ing
Heeh hahaha I saw I said I seen 'em
Ahaha very close