I heard Mary knockin' at my door
Said she was cold and could she sleep on my floor
I offered her my crown of thorns
She said no thanks mister I'm not that poor

You may think it funny
You may think it strange
But she's the queen of the USA
She don't need the money
She don't need the fame
She's the queen of the USA

She wore a leather jacket that smelled of paradise
She had a tattoo of the Stars and Stripes
I know that she would die to save the world
Oh yeah that Mary was no ordinary girl

You may think it funny
You may think it strange
But she's the queen of the USA
She ain't got much money
But she's got plenty to say
Yeah she's the queen of the USA
She's the queen of the
Yeah she's the queen of the
Oh she's the queen of the USA
She wrapped me up in black perfume
Took me to the playground of the chosen few
Said don't ask me about the meaning of life
I can only dig it on a real dark night

You might think it funny
You might think it strange
But she's the queen of the USA
She don't need your money
She don't need the fame
'Cause she's the queen of the USA
Hey the USA
She's the queen of the USA
She ain't got much money
She's got plenty to say
She's the queen of the USA

Hello?
I am the queen of the USA
I am the queen of the USA
Every country needs a queen
Most of all
I am the queen of the USA

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
She's the queen of the USA
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
She's the queen of the USA
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
She's the queen of the USA
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
She's the queen of the USA
Do-do, do-do-do-do-do