Everybody, everybody
Joe walks on the tip of his toes
To hide his pinocchio nose
Peaks into a window of a bar
To watch them smoking cigars

Yeah they're all smoking cigars
Pam's got the teeth of a shark
She only smiles in the dark
So she asked the mirror on the wall
Am I the ugliest of all?
Am I the ugliest of all?
And the mirror said: "hey...

Shala lala la la la lala
Shala lala la la la lala
Shala lala la la la lala
Everybody is beautiful"

Just like the beauty'n'beast
Most wanted dance with the least
No need to judge or to blame
'cause we're all mentally insane
Yeah, we're all mentally insane

But the mirror saya:"hey...
Shala lala...
Everybody is beautiful"
Somebody get me some water
Somebody get me some water
Somebody get me some water
'cause I can sleep no further
Tonight...

The mirror says:"hey...
Shala lala ...
Shala lala...
Everybody is beautiful"