[Verse 1]
Hello
Young queer
It's so nice
To see you again
Did you come with him?
You do go through 'em like
A rumor goes through school

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm plus-one on her invitation
But she can't see that I'm only waiting
For an invitation
To say goodbye

[Chorus]
Are you here
For the society paper?
Are you here
For all the young queers?
Are you here acting their age
Trying to make the society page?

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
You look
So thrilled
To be here
Clutching your purse
Over in the corner
Whispering words
Are you exciting him with
Talk of foreign cities?
[Chorus]
Are you here
For the society paper?
Are you here
For all the young queers?
Are you here acting their age
Trying to make the society page?

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
He's a clown in cashmere
He's a crowd-pleaser
You can never trust a man
Who can't finish his beer

[Verse 3]
Hello
Young queer
It's so nice to see you
Are you here for fun?
Let's be gone
Are you here for fun?
Let's be gone
Are you here for fun?
Let's be gone