Well gather round people
And I'll tell ye a story
A story so auld
Frae a time long gone by
It comes frae the highlands
Where the wind blows the heather
To think of it now
Brings a trae te me eye...

Well the romans invaded
What's now called Great Britian
But the Scots were so thugh
They could not take all
But they captured the English
And used them as slaves
To toil day and night
To build Hadrian's Wall...

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With tartans a sailin'
Pipers a whailin'
Laddies and lassies
Appart frae the crowd
When the fightin' is done
The battle is won
There we'll be standin'...
Scottish and Proud
Oh yea we Scottish and Proud
So if you're a fighter
And scrappin' a lot
You'd best shy away
If you're scrappin' a Scot
Wi' one fuckin' blow
Yer head will be squished
Then he'll let his scottie dog
Lick the blood from his fist...

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