Fuck The Real McKenzies, The Pogues, and The Mahones
Fuck Flogging Molly, let's tear off all their clothes
We can't be any clearer, there's nothing more to say
Fuck these bands already, fuck them all today

(Maybe) Not the Irish Rovers, times fucked them good enough
Definitely the Rumjacks, and those cunts Roughneck Riot
Put them all together, don't forget your protection
Fuck these corny bastards, fuck these bands like us

Fuck The Real McKenzies, fuck us day and night
You give an invitation, we won't put up a fight
So fuck us all together, or fuck us one by one
Fuck The Real McKenzies, fuck it will be fun

Please don't get us wrong
We hope it hasn't been too long
Since you and these other cunts
Have been straight up fucked

So sing with us this song
Before the chances are all gone
We'd hate to leave this show all alone

Fuck The Real McKenzies, fuck us day and night
You give an invitation, we won't put up a fight
So fuck us all together, or fuck us one by one
Fuck The Real McKenzies, fuck it will be fun
Fuck The Real McKenzies, fuck us till we're done