You make me feel like my first hangover
You're touchin' me like the very worst time
An' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain
And i've learned my lesson....again

I do the unoccasional dumb thing
I try to keep them many
And not so far between
And all the whisky makes me crazy
When i've got nothin' better:to do

It's my confession
Hey, it's my profession
Well i profess, to all the rest
That i drink the way i...do