A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long
And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy and chocolate by the box
D is just disinterested in anything you've got

But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything

So toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork
Serve it on a shovel or serve it on a spork

Yeah E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything

F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine
G eats only gourmet but never can decide
H burns food so horrible
All I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And K drinks only soda

But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
He's eating in a moving car
He's eating upside down
He's eating on a space ship
He's eating off the ground

L and M and N and P won't start till O arrives
Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W are worn out from this song
And X and Y just will not share and will not get along

But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything

But look out now here it comes that final letter Z
Now Z's not like the other letters Z's only eating Es

Yeah Z eats Es
Yeah Z eats Es
Z eats Es
Yeah Z eats Es