[Intro]
Ahhhh
Ahhahhahhahhhh
Ahhahhahhahhhh
Ahhahhahhahhhh

[Verse 1]
I left my body and I went on a journey
And I forgot where I left my body
They're gonna tow you if they think you're abandoned
You got to act like you're not abandoned

[Bridge]
I left a notebook with all of my good ideas
Keywords encoded cryptographically
I'm waiting endlessly on the receptionist at the desk
I'm searching high and low but I don't see anyone
Don't see anyone, don't see anyone there

[Verse 2]
I left my body with the old landlady
But I don't know if she read the directions
There must be something you can use on the carpet
Someone might want that electric blanket

[Bridge]
Unfinished manuscript and a tungsten ring
(Unfinished manuscript and a tungsten ring)
My plastic hip is going to be worth something
(My plastic hip is going to be worth something)
I took the folding knife and my bat repellent soap
I left my body, and right away I knew I'd made a mistake
I left without my senses and I can't see anything
Can't see anything
I'm waiting endlessly on the receptionist at the desk
I'm searching high and low but I don't see anyone
Don't see anyone, don't see anyone there