[Chorus]
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work

[Verse 1]
On Monday, I never go to work
On Tuesday, I stay at home
On Wednesday, I'm never feeling fine
Work is the last thing on my mind
On Thursday it's a holiday
And Fridays I detest
Oh, it's much too late on a Saturday
And Sunday is the day of rest

[Chorus 2]
Oh yes, yes, practice trumpet every day
Oh yes, yes, practice trumpet every day
Oh yes, yes, practice trumpet every day
Oh yes, yes, practice trumpet every day

[Verse 2]
Practice Monday
Practice Tuesday
Practice Wednesday
Practice Thursday...
And Friday...
And I practice all night on Saturday
So on Sundays I play best
[Chorus]
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work
Oh, no, no, I never go to work

[Verse 3]
On Monday, I never go to work
On Tuesday, I stay at home
On Wednesday, I'm never feeling fine
Work is the last thing on my mind
On Thursday it's a holiday
And Fridays I detest
Oh, it's much too late on a Saturday
And Sunday is the day of rest

It's the day of rest!