[Chorus 1: John Linnell, John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
Lost my mind, left somewhere behind
Must've put it in amongst
The things for throwing out
Nowhere to be found
Probably buried underground
I'd go try to dig it up
But I don't want to waste my time

[Verse 1: John Linnell]
To summarize, this whole planet is elliptical
In short, I am both the bag and the boxing glove

[Pre-Chorus: John Linnell]
So I'll apply this wet transfer tattoo showing
A finger pointing at the other one that says I

[Chorus 1: John Linnell, John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
Lost my mind, left somewhere behind
I must have put it in amongst
The things for throwing out
Nowhere to be found
Probably buried underground
I'd go try to dig it up
But I don't want to waste my time
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: John Linnell, John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
(Floating down, floating down...)
Floating down a lazy river is my mind
Circling an unknown baggage carousel is also my mind

[Bridge: John Linnell]
Do you ever even think of me
The way I'm always thinking of you
With a glassy-eyed stare
Knowing somewhere out there

[Chorus 3: John Linnell, John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
It walks the earth, separated at birth
Terrorizing villages with intelligent remarks

[Chorus 4: John Linnell, John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
Lost my mind, left somewhere behind
I'd go try to dig it up
But I don't know where because I lost my

[Chorus 5: John Linnell, (John Flansburgh), John Linnell and John Flansburgh]
Mind (Lost my mind)
Lost my mind... (Left somewhere behind)
(Must have put it in amongst the things for throwing out) The one I left behind
Nowhere to be found
Buried underground
And I would dig it up
But I just don't have that kind of time