Careless Santa
Spoiled my Christmastime
Thoughtless Santa
How can I forgive him?

Been so good all year long
Bag of money was all I asked him for
Down my chimney it came
My one Christmas wish
Landed on my arm and broke it

Careless Santa
Spoiled my bank robbing scheme
Thoughtless Santa
How can I forgive him?

I laid low like we planned
Bag of money is all he stole for me
Down my driveway I came
The place was crawling with cops
Spotted the cast on my arm and they busted me

Careless Santa
Thoughtless Santa