[Chorus 1]
I'm impressed
I'm impressed
When that gorilla beats his chest
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders I'm impressed

[Verse]
And I find that my head's nodding yes
Though my legs are not following
I'm inspired by events to remember the exits in back of me

[Chorus 2]
I'm impressed
I'm impressed
When that gorilla pounds his desk
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
The generalissimo's request
I can't help but be impressed

[Bridge]
On the one hand he'll give you five good reasons to follow him
On the other hand you see nobody leaving the stadium

[Chorus 3]
I'm impressed
I'm impressed
By that Godzilla's flaming breath
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When that tornado from the west crushes buildings I'm impressed
[Verse]
And I find that my head's nodding yes
Though my legs are not following
I'm inspired by events to remember the exits in back of me

[Chorus 4]
I'm impressed
I'm impressed
When that gorilla beats his chest
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders I'm impressed