[Verse 1]
Everybody saying "Who's that icky guy?
I'd like to get to know him"
"I want to be his best bud"
"No, I do, we can't both be his best bud"

[Chorus 1]
Who's that sucking all the oxygen
Out of the place?
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face

[Post-Chorus]
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face

[Verse 2]
He's coming over to your house and
Isn't gonna leave till you loan him something
You've got a nice pair of slacks which he takes but
Will only return one of them

[Chorus 1]
Who's that sucking all the oxygen
Out of the place? (Ba-ba-ba)
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face (Ba-ba-ba)
[Post-Chorus]
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face

[Bridge]
Here, this is yours
I'm done with it, I brought it back
Don't know anything about some other slack
I only borrowed one slack

[Chorus 2]
Who's that knocking over everything
Within reach? (Ba-ba-ba, ba)
Full-time occupation listed as
"Life-draining leech" (Ba-ba-ba, ba)
Who's that sucking all the oxygen
Out of the place? (Ba-ba-ba, ba)
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face (Ba-ba-ba, ba)

[Post-Chorus]
First name: Getting All Up In Your
Last name: Face