[Verse 1: John Linnell]
Do you mind, excuse me
I saw you over there
Can I just tell you

[Pre-Chorus 1: John Linnell]
Although there are millions of
Cephalophores that wander through this world
You've got something extra going on
I think you probably know

[Chorus 1: John Linnell & John Flansburgh]
You probably get that a lot
I'll bet that people say that a lot to you, girl

[Verse 2: John Linnell]
The way you swing your head while strolling fancy free
Or melting down some army guys to make green tea

[Pre-Chorus 2: John Linnell]
Though there are millions of
Cephalophores that wander through this world
You've got something extra going on
I think you probably know

[Chorus 2: John Linnell & John Flansburgh]
You probably already know
You act like I am stating the obvious
[Bridge: John Linnell]
It's the way you swing your head while strolling fancy free
Or melting down some army guys to make green tea

[Verse 3: John Linnell]
As the headless horseman said to his associate
The bodiless baboonsman cradled in his arms

[Pre-Chorus 3: John Linnell]
Although millions of cephalophores are walking past my door
They're invisible to me except for one cephalophore

[Chorus 3: John Linnell & John Flansburgh]
You probably get that a lot
I'll bet that people say that a lot while you
Are sarcastically lip-syncing along
To words they felt were spoken spontaneously