I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
Why, I'd break his legs!
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself

She's paging Mr. Right
Please to move your van
She thinks of him especially
I think he's kicking sand
In my face, just like in that ad
And I have to walk away feeling mad

She's paging Mr. Right
Please to move your van

So I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
I'd break his legs!
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself

So I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
Why, I'd break his legs!
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself

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