Two skaters on an ice cream floor
And one of them fell on the ground
This is what she has been waiting for
Till one of them fell down

Your sister in Canada
She's sending a gun and one pair of skates
The gun is not real, the shoes are too large
You load it and wait

Two skaters on an ice cream floor
And one of them fell on the ground
This is what she has been waiting for
Till one of them fell down

Your sister in brown shoes
Walking down the street
As it begins to snow

Your sister in Montreal
She's sending an LP of the Velvet Underground
We're steaming the walls of your brother's old room
Peel slowly and listen

Two skaters on an ice cream floor
And one of them fell on the ground