[Verse 1: Colin and Greg]
Dashing through the bush in a rusty Holden ute
Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs
It's summertime and I am in my singlet, shorts, and thongs

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute!

(Yuuuuu!)

*Gong*

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg]
Engine's getting hot, dodge the kangaroos
Swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too
All the family is there sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way: by the barbecule!

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute!
[Interlude: Colin and Greg]
Aw, ha-ha-ha, whoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Whoo-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha!
Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Wha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Ha-hah)

[Verse 3: Colin and Greg]
Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze
The kids and Uncle Bruce are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go, we take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through before the washing up!

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day (Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! (I said!)
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute! (W-hey!)
Wo-hoo!