[Verse 1: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
Early on one Christmas day, a joey kangaroo
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo
"Mummy, where's my mummy? Where is she? She's gone away."
"Oh well, I know where you'll find your mummy son, hop up on this sleigh."
Up beside a bag of toys, little Joey hopped
But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped (Rrrk!)
Unharnessed all the reindeer, and Joey wondered why
Then he heard a far-off booming in the sky
Booh! Oi! Booh! Oing! Booh! Boing! Boop! Plrt! *Snort* Look;

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
On his Australian run

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat (Oh-ah)
Took his fur-lined boots off to cool his feet (Aw!)
Into one hopped Joey, curled up right away
While those old-man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh (Hey!)

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
On his Australian run
[Verse 3: Colin, Greg]
Then Joey said to Santa, "What about the toys?
Aren't you going to give some to these poor, old, sufferin' girls and boys?"
[Laughing] "They've had all their presents sonny, I was here last night!
This is an extra trip, it's Joey's special flight!" (Eh, traffic!) (Yeah!)

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers (Hahaha!)
On his Australian run (Come 'ere, alright?!)

[Verse 4: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
Well soon the sleigh was flashing past right over Marble Bar
"Slow down there," he cried, "Oh, it can't be very far
Hoh, hop up on my lap here, and have a look around, there!"
"There she is, there's mummy over there, laying down!"

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
On his Australian run (Wow, six of those)

[Verse 5: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had
Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad
The last he saw of Santa, heading towards the sun [Laughter]
The only year the boomers worked a double run [Laughter] (?)
[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun (Mumumu...)
Six white boomers, snow white boomers (Hey!)
On his Australian run!

[Outro: Colin, Greg, Colin and Greg]
Oh!
Well, come over here, Bonza, come Knobby, come Bazza, come Tommo, come Slim...
Come Stretch, come Blue, come Spud, come Stinker!
[Laughter]
Come, Dopey, come Thinker
Come, Danelle!
Danelle? That's a funny name for a reindeer...
It's not a reindeer, it's a boomer!
Oh, yeah! That's a funny name for a kangaroo!
[Laughter]
[Laughter]