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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one

[Verse 1]
Mary the milkmaid was milking a cow
The trouble with Mary; she didn't know how
Along came the farmer and gave her the sack
So she turned the cow over and pourеd the milk back

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, five, six, sеven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one

[Verse 2]
To market, to market, went my brother Jim
Somebody chucked a tomato at him
Tomatoes are soft and they don’t bruise the skin
But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin

[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
[Verse 3]
I called on my girlfriend, her name is Miss Brown
She was having a bath and she couldn't come down
So I said, "Slip on something, be down in a tic!"
So she slipped on the soap, and by gum, she was quick

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one

[Verse 4]
Well the butcher was cleaning the back of his shop
He stopped for a moment to lean on his mop
He sat on the slicing machine with a jerk
And he found that he'd got all behind in his work

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one

[Verse 5]
A fella named Humphery went down to the sea
He was changing his swimmers behind a big tree
A dog chased him out, and the people did stare
And the kids all said, "Look mum, it’s Humphery bare!"
[Chorus]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Oh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
If you want any more, you can sing it again
(One, two, three, four, five, six-) (Shh, shh!) (I don't think he wants any more.)