[Verse 1: Louise Post, Louise Post & Nina Gordon]
You're so nice, you tie me in a web
And cradle me 'till dawn
You're so deadly that I can see your breath
Beneath me when you're gone
You're so windy, I'd like to pin you down
And tack you to the wall

[Chorus: Louise Post & Nina Gordon]
Spiderman, Spiderman

[Verse 2: Louise Post & Nina Gordon, Nina Gordon]
Spider Sunday, you blaze up from the south
With oil on your hands
I'm streaked in grease and grime and idle mouths
You've spoiled all my plans
(Wow, wow)

[Chorus: Louise Post & Nina Gordon]
Spiderman, Spiderman, Spiderman

[Bridge: Louise Post, Louise Post & Nina Gordon]
I can't take more of that
I can't take more of that
I can't take more of that
I can't take more of that
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh
Whoa, ho-oh, ho-oh
Whoa, ho-oh, ho-oh
Whoa, ho-oh, ho-oh
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3: Louise Post & Nina Gordon, Nina Gordon]
Tiny truck stop, you lay me in a towel
And savor me like a lamb
You smell of corduroy and lemon drops
And reds pulled from a can
I dream in black and white
I've long forgot exactly, who I am, am (a man)

[Outro: Louise Post & Nina Gordon, Louise Post]
A Spiderman, Spiderman
Spiderman, Oh man
Spiderman
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-ho, ho-oh
Spiderman
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh, ho-oh
Spiderman
Whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh, whoa, ho-oh, ho-oh