I called that senator
From the White House
I sat in my office and ovulated

A full length mirror
I'm queen for a day

Look up the skirt of our nation
I saw the prime minister
In the shit house
My palace
Is just a Goddamned rest home
I fit the prince
In and out of my schedule

A full length mirror
I'm queen for a day
I'll spend the rest of my years alone

"Before they turned left face
Along the bank
Each one gave their good
Captain a salute
With farting tongue pressed
Tightly to his teeth
He blew back with his
Bugle of an asshole"
I called the president
In the White House
I sat in my office and ovulated

A full length mirror
I'm queen for a day
Etc...