I sat down in the waiting room
Gagging thick with cheap perfume
And all of a sudden I lost my point of view
(Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I felt like standing up and screaming
Above the roar of voices speaking
About their daily nonsensical, senseless la-dee-da's
(Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I think I must be the only one
Who is so disgusted and miserable
I'm sick of being a human being
I wanna crawl on the ground like a worm, or
Or be an infectious germ
I'm sick of being a human being

[Solo]

I think I must be the only one
Who is so disgusted and miserable
I'm sick of being a human being
I wanna crawl on the ground like a worm, or
Or be an infectious germ
I'm sick of being a human being
Turn me into something new
And let me live inside the zoo
Feed me my balanced meals by the clock
Tick tock, tick tock

I'll fling my shit at freckled faces
And screech and bounce around in spaces
Specifically designed to imitate my natural habitat

I think I must be the only one
Who is so disgusted and miserable
I'm sick of being a human being
I wanna crawl on the ground like a worm, or
Or be an infectious germ
I'm sick of being a human being

I'm sick
(He's sick)
I'm sick
(He's sick)
I'm sick of being sick