[Sounds of gunfire and explosions]

The first rule is (The laws of Germany!)
The second rule is (Be nice to Mommy!)
The third rule is (Don't talk to commies!)
The fourth rule is (Eat kosher salamis!)

Hup, two
Hup, two, three, go!

[Guitar solo]

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando, involved again
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

They do their best, they do what they can
To get them ready for Vietnam
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

(First rule is!) The laws of Germany
(Second rule is!) Be nice to Mommy
(Third rule is!) Don't talk to commies
(Fourth rule is!) Eat kosher salamis
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

(First rule is!) The laws of Germany
(Second rule is!) Be nice to Mommy
(Third rule is!) Don't talk to commies
(Fourth rule is!) Eat kosher salamis