I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothin' but bad

I broke a bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled that sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitchеd on me
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gеttin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothin' but bad

[Guitar lead]

Skinned my next door neighbor's cat
But somebody snitched on me
Held up his mother and his dad
But somebody snitched on me
Turned his brother on to crack
Fucked his sister up the ass
Then I shot him in the back
But somebody snitched on me

Fuck!

I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothin' but bad

So you better be good, whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nothin'
(Nothin'!)
You'll get nothin'
(Nothin'!)
You'll get nothin' for Christmas
You'll get nothin' for Christmas
(Won't get nothin')
You'll get nothin' for Christmas
(Won't get nothin')
You'll get nothin' for Christmas
(Won't get nothin')

You'll get nothin' for Christmas
(You'll get nothin', you won't get nothin')
(Won't get nothin')...