Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
(Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

We're dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
(Hey!)
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
Oh, what fun it is to sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
(Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

[Spoken]
What the fuck is "upsot?"

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
(Hey!)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

[Guitar solo]

Dancing through the fields of white
On this happy Christmas night
Off we go through the snow
Bells are ringing
We'll be singing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing-jangle
(Hey!)
[x7]

In a one
(One!)
Horse
(Horse!)
O-
(O-!)
-pen
(-pen!)
Sleigh

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)