[Intro: PMD]
Sick 'em, champ
(Get busy up
Get busy up
Get— get— get busy up
Get— get— get busy up
Get— get— get busy up)

[Verse 1: PMD]
Well, I have a new dance that you all must learn
You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman, but it's had it's turn
Now, this brand new dance, I know you not with it
You might break your neck to really try to get it
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called 'The Jerk'
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work
He was doin' freaky moves with his feet and head
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds
Now, if you wanna learn it, it really takes time
That's why I'm here now tellin' you this rhyme
And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin'
My brand new funky dance called the Steve Martin
Like this (Like this)

[Chorus: PMD]
Get 'em, Steve (Get— get 'em)
Get 'em, Steve (Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, get 'em)
(Get— get busy up)
(Get— get— get busy up)
Like this (Like this)
(Get busy up)
(Get— get— get busy up)
(Get— get— get busy up)
(Get— get busy up)
[Verse 2: Erick Sermon]
Well, the dance is def' and it's gonna last
I don't really think any other dance will pass
All the dancers out there tryin' to freak on the floor
When they see me do the Martin, they try to ignore
When they see my dance, they came to a surprise
I caught the sucker-ducks speakin' eye-to-eye
While they bitin' my stuff like I wasn't there
But they didn't have the right, so I didn't care
Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest
Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left
It's the Steve

[Chorus: PMD]
(Get— get busy up)
(Get— get— get busy up)
Like this
(Get— get busy up)
Get 'em, Steve (Get 'em, Steve) (Get— get— get busy up)
Sick 'em here
(Get— get— get busy up)
Get 'em, Steve (Get 'em, Get 'em, Steve)
Sick 'em here
(Get— get— get busy up)
Get 'em, Steve
(Get— get— get busy up)
(Get— get— get busy up)
(Get busy up)
[Verse 3: PMD]
Well, it's back to the man on the mic, you see
Because I'm stuck to my dance like a dog on a flea
Now ,I know my dance is the funky dance comin'
Pee-Wee Herman (Biz Markie) was pumpin' (But mines is jumpin')
It's the Steve

[Interlude: PMD & Erick Sermon]
Like this, sick 'em, champ
Steve Martin's in full effect!
Sick 'em, champ
Yo, Steve's a weasel! Show 'em how your Steve Martin go
Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, get 'em
Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, get 'em
(Go) Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, get 'em
(Go) Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, get 'em
Aww, yeah, Steve Martin in full effect
EPMD, strikin' once again, funky fresh in the flesh
True, yo, PMD! Oww, yeah
I be the P double E-M-D in the place

[Outro: Erick Sermon & PMD]
Yeah, check this out Pi
I think this is the last record of the album
Aww, we made it!
Yo, yo, what time is it?
Nineteen eighty-eight is so great and eighty-nine even better
And don't forget to take off that hot sweater
Yeah check this out y'all!
We got this funky track, ahh, yo, yo, yo
Check this out homeboys
Because we dope, the dope-di-dope-di-dope-di-dope
The dope-di-dope-nope-we-ain't-no-joke
No-joke-no-joke, so PMD! Yo!
We ain't no joke, no-joke-no-joke-no-joke-the-dope
On the Columbo tip!
I'm the real deal homeboy, for real
On the strength!
Because we in there, yes we in there
And we're outta here like last year
We lost the bandwagon because I'm housin'
We goin' straight for the kill because you're loungin'
I'm Strictly Business!