A long time ago
My friend Johnny got suspended for wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.The teacher said to him
"Young man, you will report to the office
And talk to the principal there."

The principal said to Johnny
"I'm ashamed
Where's your brain
To wear such a slogan in a public place?
I called your mom
There she is right now. She said

"Johnny...
What can I say?
I'm in a state
Of dissarray
You will be punished
That's for sure
But your father says he's proud
And the Rangers rule!"

Johnny
Got suspended
For wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt
Oh yes he did. (x4)
Johnny
Got suspended
For wearing
An 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt
Oh yes he did. (x8)