[Verse 1]
Slapshot man, that's who I am
Put me in the game that's your best plan
Don't bother with the trap or man-to-man
'Cause I'm a slapshot man

[Verse 2]
Stop, you have no chance
I will have to warn you in advance
When it comes to political stance
I'm a slapshot man

[Verse 3]
He winds up, but he never fans
Just you try to block it if you can
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance
Yeah yeah yeah!

[Verse 4]
Slapshot man, that's who I am
And my power rules on ice or land
Whether on the pond or in the sand
The puck's at my command

[Verse 5]
He's slapshot man, and he entertains
Backhands and wrist shots all seem so lame
Next to him Al MacInnis is tame
He puts the goalies to shame
Yeah yeah yeah!
[Verse 6]
I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right
But I even wind up when I'm in tight
I don't ever mean to start a fight
The ref gets so uptight

[Verse 7]
Slapshot man, goalies call in sick
Nightmares of the puck coming off his stick
The thought of a shutout is unrealistic
Yeah it's the slapshot man
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)