Seems I wait all day for this
Dare I dream for just one kiss?
Feels like I've been banged against the boards
The zamboni goes round and round
Stomach just won't settle down
I've been here 100 times before

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion
For it will make those feelings disapear
And your love would be nice
While the zamboni goes around the ice
That great zamboni is you my dear
Skates and sticks and bloddy teeth
Hockey fans all spit on me
They hook, they slash, and tear me up to bits
Meanwhile I'm just standing here
Raise my fist and down my beer
Now I'm at the end of my wits

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion
For it will make those feelings disapear
It's the price that I pay
For those hockey head games that you play
That great zamboni is you my dear

I want to ride that great zamboni of devotion
For it will make those feelings disapear
Oh how I wish
I could be the mustard on your conish
That great zamboni is you my dear