[WOOF, spoken]
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Amen. 

(sung)



Sodomy



Fellatio



Cunnilingus



Pederasty


Father
Why do these words
Sound so nasty?



Masturbation

Can be fun
Join the holy

orgy



Kama Sutra

Everyone!