Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Double barrel under the pillow under my head
You don't wake a man when he's tryin' to be dead
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
I bought a cactus from a miser named Fred
I choose to live on water and bread
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Well I'm cold and lonely but I'll come around
Black clouds hangin' over shady ground
Full moon risin' up above my head
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
I never listened to a word you said
Never mess with a man when he's trying to be dead

Well I'm old and I'm homely but you come around
Ears too deaf to hear a sound
Aaron looked to Moses for his daily bread
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Three strips of bacon on my toasted head
Two over easy on a roll and I'm fed

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Double barrel under the pillow under my head
You don't wake a man when he's tryin' to be dead
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
I bought a cactus from a miser named Fred
I choose to live on water and bread
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed