[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don't know, you don't know
Welcome to Miami now

[Verse 1: Baxter Dury]
I don't think you realise how successful I am
I'm like a shipping tycoon
Full of promise and cum
I'm a salamander
Short riff lover boy
Causing grief to the bleeding eyes
I'm the turgid fucked-up little goat
Pissing on your fucking hill
And you can't shit me out
'Cos you can't catch me
'Cos you're so fat
So fuck ya
I'm Miami

[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don't know, you don't know
Welcome to Miami now
[Verse 2: Baxter Dury]
I don't think you know who I am
I'm the sausage man
The shadow licker
I'm the tiny little ghost
That features in your despondent moments
The timeless whisper
The glassy dude
I'm the science of all that's wrong
And I'm making you think that you doubt
Everything you love
But I'm here to stay
I'm Miami

[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don't know, you don't know
Welcome to Miami now

[Verse 3: Baxter Dury]
I'm the great sleeper
I'm the bookkeeper
I'm the vicar
I'm the main course
I'm Morgan Freeman
I cut master Neon Angels
I'm the night chef
The eye doctor
Mister Maserati
I'm king of the migraines
Soiled Lord of Tears
I'm the urban goose
I'm a river of dead fish
I'm Miami
[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don't know, you don't know
Welcome to Miami now