[Verse 1: Baxter Dury]
Oi, do you remember me?
That's right
You gave me a little bit of a whack when I was younger
But I forgive ya
I wasn't that tough though
I was from the posh flats
But then we bonded
Making up schemes
But you always went a bit further
We'd run down Chiswick High Road
Being horrible to people
Stealing smelly pens
And you borrowed my bike forever

[Verse 2: Baxter Dury]
Oi, do you remember me?
Broke my nose once
Fucking hurt
But I've been thinking about you
Wondering if you're in prison
I went to live on the river
And got into media
But we had porcelain faces then
Nothing seemed to matter
And I thought you were great except for the violence
And I hope you survived somehow
And didn't turn into a total cunt
Which is possible
Oi, do you remember me?
Do you remember?