It's the way that you are
You always take it too far
But never far enough
When you're in full swing, you're no typical tzar

You'll paint the day black
And the night bleached-white
You're torn, trashy, you're five-star
Ooh baby, you're no typical tzar

You eat your fish raw
And your meat well-done
Lovesick bipolar empress
When you're having fun, you're no typical tzar

Ride the rollercoaster
For the rest of your life
Backwards and upside-down
Do the loop-de-loop you're no typical tzar

You're no typical tzar, you're my not-so-typical tzar