[Verse 1]
Well, it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
Piss me off, fucking jerk, get on my nerves

[Verse 2]
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
Piss me off, fucking jerk, get on my nerves

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
Piss me off, fucking jerk, get on my nerves

[Verse 4]
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
Piss me off, fucking jerk, get on my nerves