There's freedom out there
You oughta taste it
'cause your whole fuckin life
Is being wasted
So call up your boss and quit
Find a replacement
There's better things in life
Lets face it

Get your pink slip (3x)
Quit your day job (3x)
To be a fucking slob

The fruits of your labor, they're being wasted
And there's so much out there
You wanna taste it
So call up your boss and quit
Find a replacement
Cause there's better things in life
Lets face it

Get your pink slip (3x)
Quit your day job (3x)
To be a fucking slob

Yeah!
Get your pink slip
Quit your day job
Tell 'em all to fuck off (5x)