Well big boy Pizza Tony
Has lips and ears abony
His skin's slick and admony
Shit in my mouth, Tony

His pies come big and tiny
His hat smells like my mommy
He sold out pasta Paulie
Shit in my mouth, Tony

The way he makes his pizza
It gives the kids amnesia
It fits his new Fiesta
Shit in my mouth, Tony

He puts it in the oven
He taps the big red button
It smells like silly onion
Shit in my mouth, Tony

-SMALL BREAK-

The pasta's up and running
Don't flinch, 'cause here it's coming
You'll find it very stunning
Shit in my mouth, Tony
-INSTRUMENTAL BREAK-

-TONY SOLO-