[Part I]

[SERVANTS]
Poor professor Higgins
Poor professor Higgins
On he plots against all odds
Oh, poor professor Higgins
Nine p.m., ten p.m
On to midnight every night
One a.m., two a.m., three

[HIGGINS]
Four, five, six

[Part II]

[SERVANTS]
Quit, professor Higgins
Hear our plea or payday we will
Quit, professor Higgins
A, not I
Oh, not ow
Pounding, pounding in our brain
A, not I
Oh, not ow
Don't say rine, say "Rain"
[HIGGINS]
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain