[Intro: Stuart, Kevin, Gru, 'Bob' & Crispy Cumsock]
Thank you, La Tota!
Haha, thank you
Pakalana
Eh, Stuart, Stuart, hehe
Una otro
Listen up please!
'Soy reforto, eh, eh, ah'
C'mon Bruh!

[Pre-Chorus: Lil Bruh & Kevin]
I count monny, now where the problem at lil bitch? (uhh, ok)
I count monny, gets put through laundromats now I’m rich (Una otra!)

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I ain’t rich, I’m a middle class Minion
I ain’t rich, my wage is the minimum
Too much slurp, turn yellow like Minion
Double M’s shit? Man, fuck your opinion

[Verse I: iCue]
Get the fucking denim overalls
I'm getting Minion withdrawals
Ooh I’m so despicable
Suck on nuts and my balls (baow)
I be the Vector ejector
Calling the Microman the Stuart collector
Bananas, papayas, I'm lovin’ the nectar
I'm not even sus im the wire connector (woo!)
Bust on a minion, call it a banana split, split, split, split
Just like I'm Agnes I might just throw a fit, fit, fit, fit
Don’t get your balls twisted, lookin' like El Macho's Minions, fuck your opinions
It’s me and Kevin and Stuart and Bob and Gru's nose just striking a pose
[Pre-Chorus: Lil Bruh]
I count monny, now where the problem at lil bitch?
I count monny, gets put through laundromats now I’m rich

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I ain’t rich, I’m a middle class Minion
I ain’t rich, my wage is the minimum
Too much slurp, turn yellow like Minion
Double M’s shit? Man, fuck your opinion

[Verse II: Lil Bruh]
Minions on my mind now I’m eating up banana (sus?)
Opps get wild knuckles like my head got on bandana (grr, baow baow)
We made a song for the Minions (yuh)
How much they pay us? A nillion (nah)
Yeah we still broke, that ain’t no joke
Yuh, call me Brazilian (I'm smokin' that)
I don’t like Vector (uh, nah)
I don’t like Vector (what? What?)
I’m with Dr. Amon (uh, yuh)
He the Vector ejector
Shout-out Crispy Cumsock, where he stay? He in San Panpisco
Rap at Ancient Pant Haus like I’m Christo, bopping to the disco
[Pre-Chorus: Lil Bruh]
I count monny, now where the problem at lil bitch?
I count monny, gets put through laundromats now I’m rich

[Chorus: Lil Bruh]
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I count monny
That’s cos fonny
I ain’t rich, I’m a middle class Minion
I ain’t rich, my wage is the minimum
Too much slurp, turn yellow like Minion
Double M’s shit? Man, fuck your opinion

[Outro: Microman, Lil Bruh, Nayjaids & iCue]
Naiya go
Ugh, I said Naiya not you what the fuck?
Bitch my Nayjay get sturdy (Mi-mi-mi-mi come here)
Turn around, turn around, turn around for me
GS on Pant Haus
Slap his ass, slap his ass, slap it, slap it (What the fuck is happening?)
Whoo!