The Trashmen
Howard the bird
Well now everybodys heard
About howard

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Hes got eagle eye vision with a razor sharp beak
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+ a wingn span of 6 feet
How sweet
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Color of a chocolate + vanilla malt
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No hair cuts cause hes already bald
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Its more than just word of mouth
The way that people circle round
They hear about the coolest b b b bird in town
There ain't a single person out
There thats nevеr heard about

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Well a dont you know bout howard
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Da da dum
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He's soaring
In the morning
Not looking for a worm
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Flying
In the sky
While youre lying
In the dirt
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Faster
Than a panther
Just a flash +
A blurr
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He looks better
In feathers
Instead of
T-shirts
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Gets fed
A little then
Feels ahead
Of the curve
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Appealing
As a big deal he's
Always feeling
Superb
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Hhes leaving
For the season
But believe he'll
Return
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I thought everybodys heard
Of howard the bird
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Dont you know about howard
Everybody knows howard the bird
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