[Chorus]
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions make me sick!
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions suck!

[Verse 1]
They all claim that they have the truth
They'll set you free
Just give 'em the money and they'll set you free
They claim that they have "the Answer"
When they don't even know the Question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness!

[Chorus]
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions make me sick!
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions suck!

All religions suck
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck
All religions make me wanna...
[Verse 2]
[?]

[Chorus]
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions make me sick!
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions suck!
All religions suck!
All religions make me wanna throw up!
All religions suck!
All religions make me wanna...

[Outro]
They make me sick
They make me sick
They make me sick
They make me sick
They make me sick
They make me ill!