[Intro]
DON'T FUCKING DO IT MAN, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!

[Chorus]
Jeanine Jizm is a freak (x4)

WHO WALKS THE STAIR WITHOUT A CARE, IT SHOOTS SO HIGH IN THE SKY. BOUNCE UP AND DOWN LIKE A CLOWN. EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SLINKY!

[Chorus]


[Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. On one of the verses he sang lyrics from a Slinky commercial. The other verse he sang lyrics from a Barrelhead Root Beer commercial. During the breakdown, he just screamed stuff.]