[Verse 1]
You've got a fucking cleft palate (Palate!)
And hair just like Gene Shalit (Shalit!)
I wan't to hit you with a mallet!

[Verse 2]
Your teeth are parted to the side (Side!)
You've got a lazy eye (Eye!)
Why don't you fucking hide?

[Verse 3]
You're bow-legged and walk around like Ray (Ray!)
And skin just like M.J. (J!)
And you're so fucking gay!

[Verse 4]
You hang around at Barca's Spa (Spa!)
With a nose like Jamie Farr (Farr!)
I want to hit you with my car!

[Outro]
You fucking freak!